Graciela Cowger

"They'll have you lifting weights and your spirits at the same time, leaving you wondering why you ever settled for a workout that didn't come with a side of knee-slapping comedy. Trust me, folks, this place a real gem – and that's no joke!"

Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round, ’cause I’ve got a tale to tell about the most incredible athletic trainer that’s ever graced this mortal realm. You see, I’ve had my fair share of laughs, but nothing’s brought me as much joy as working with Nate Brown.

Let me tell ya, folks, this trainer isn’t just about push-ups and protein shakes – oh no! He’ll regale you with the absolute worst Dad Jokes, surprising given his young age and lack of offspring. I can only pray that such life events, should they occur, will somehow reset this particular penchant (or that a GoFundMe will be set up to provide some books of new and improved material). Not withstanding the freely-provided puns, Nate manages to craft the perfect workout routine that’s got me sweating and smiling at the same darn time. It’s like a stand-up routine for my muscles, and let me tell you, my biceps have never felt so entertained.

Now, I’ve met my fair share of trainers and Nate, and the rest of the fine crew at NW Personal Training have got a knack for reading my vibes like a stand-up comic reads a crowd. They know when to push me harder than a heckler in the front row and when to give me a breather, just like when a punchline needs a pause for the audience to catch their breath. These trainers know their stuff better than I can recognize a knock-knock joke. They’ve got a whole encyclopedia of exercise science crammed into their noggin, and they’ll be sharing that wisdom generously and with gusto.

So, here’s to Nate and the crew: you all are the best! They’ll have you lifting weights and your spirits at the same time, leaving you wondering why you ever settled for a workout that didn’t come with a side of knee-slapping comedy. Trust me, folks, this place a real gem – and that’s no joke!